Cataclysmic event somehow improves just about everything

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some_textOrgrimmar, KALIMDOR – For weeks we were warned that the elements would remake Azeroth. There were rumors that Deathwing would emerge and torch the world. Some even said that the seas themselves would open up and present new dangers to the Horde and Alliance. Well whatever the cause, thank you and more please!  More

Blizzard cuts costumer service staff from 25 to 10 ‘in the spirit of Cataclysm’

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some_textIrving, 16/F/CALI – Blizzard today announced their plans to immediately lay off 15 costumer service workers, severely dampening their ability to handle a swell of hacked accounts, but also mirroring their plans for their flagship World of Warcraft. “We’re always listening to our dev team, and their latest research seems to indicate a universe-wide mathematical anomaly, that 10 can equal 25, and so with Cataclysm and our costumer service staff it shall be,”  said CEO Mike Moreham.

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Light-brite may not be able to run Cataclysm on highest settings

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some_textIrving, Callifforrniaa – News today that may sadden a few long time players, who for years have been running World of Warcraft on their childhood Light-brite toys. Officials today announcing that due to significant graphical upgrades in the coming expansion, standard Light-brite users may be forced to run the game on normal graphics settings. Players using the newer Light-brite Pros should be able to  continue using the ultra settings. More

Brand new Cataclysm zone revealed: Desolace.

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some_textDesolace will be a brand new zone launched presumably with the Cataclysm expansion. Among the many things you can do is participate in the skirmishes of two warring centaur factions… where YOU get to pick the side you are on! Blizzard is really stretching their creative muscles for this expansion!  More

Cata log-in screen confirms that Deathwing loves chess

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Anaham, COOKIFORNIA – Deathwing the destroyer, formerly Neltharion, the Earth-Warder, would like to be known by a different title: Grandmaster Deathwing. The release of the cataclysm log-in screen revealed what none were surprised to learn, that Deathwing loves playing chess.  More