AH Yeah: Buy up property in The Park district of Stormwind

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some_text Greetings, my name is Bilo and welcome to my column “A.H. Yeah” your guide to making big gold and dominating the Auction House. This week, I’ve noticed a massive drop in property values in the Park section of Stormwind! People are selling their properties like they are about to be destroyed or something! Of course that’s ridiculous! And remember, insurance is for suckers. More

Blizzard cuts costumer service staff from 25 to 10 ‘in the spirit of Cataclysm’

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some_textIrving, 16/F/CALI – Blizzard today announced their plans to immediately lay off 15 costumer service workers, severely dampening their ability to handle a swell of hacked accounts, but also mirroring their plans for their flagship World of Warcraft. “We’re always listening to our dev team, and their latest research seems to indicate a universe-wide mathematical anomaly, that 10 can equal 25, and so with Cataclysm and our costumer service staff it shall be,”  said CEO Mike Moreham.

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Light-brite may not be able to run Cataclysm on highest settings

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some_textIrving, Callifforrniaa – News today that may sadden a few long time players, who for years have been running World of Warcraft on their childhood Light-brite toys. Officials today announcing that due to significant graphical upgrades in the coming expansion, standard Light-brite users may be forced to run the game on normal graphics settings. Players using the newer Light-brite Pros should be able to  continue using the ultra settings. More

Guildmates rally in front of Hellfire Citadel on anniversary of raid leaders historic “C’mon this shit is easy” speech

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some_textHellfire Citadel – HELLFIRE PENINSULA – Exactly 3 years ago today the guild <Bag End Buddies> of Surumar were rallied to victory after a stirring speech by their raid leader, warrior Tankinman.  His inspirational speech featured such motivating snippets as “cmon this isn’t exactly hard,” and “all you have to do is click the cube when he starts casting blast wave, this isn’t difficult at all.” More

Coworkers surprise guy who designed ToC with coconut birthday cake, despite him being pretty clear on not liking coconut

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some_textIrving, CALIFUNIA – Blizzard employees waited halfheartedly for the guy who dreamed up ToC to enter the break-room, where they surprised him with a coconut birthday cake, even though he has repeatedly mentioned that he doesn’t like coconut. The guy behind ToC also noted that his boss had yet to talk to the guy in accounting who keeps parking in his spot. More

Real life Mankrik asks others to search for missing wife

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some_textBoulder, COLORADO – Sometimes wow and real life intersect in the wackiest ways. Meet Dave Wickers, a ‘real-life Mankrik’ who, instead of searching for his missing wife Brenda, has asked others to do it for him.  The situation is creepily similar to that of Mankrik and his missing wife Olgra. More

GM ticket celebrates first birthday

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Ironforge, DUN MOROGH – “Haaaaaaaaaaappy birthday to youuuuu, happy birthday to youuuu, happy BIRTHday dear GM tickettttttttttt, Haaaaaappy birthday to youuuuuuu.” And so it was that Dwarf Warrior Makeubleed celebrated with blood and thunder the first birthday of his GM ticket. “Hard to believe its been a whole year,” he said.  More

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