Ask Gamon Knows: The Old Gods speculation

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Booklearned asks,

Now Gamon Knows, the Old Gods are based on a series of books by H.P. Lovecraft. Don’t believe me? You can see for yourself on wikipedia. I am so smart and clever for noticing the connection first, (I first pointed it out when cthun was released, me). Now I don’t how much you’d be able to help, but a friend of mine and I are having an arguement. He seems to think that Yogg-Saron is based on the Outer God Yog-Sothoth, but I think he is actually based on Shub-Niggurath. Thoughts?

some_textHmmm…. have you ever considered finding a woman? More


Blizzard finally finishes World of Warcraft after six damn years

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some_textWÓRLDWIDE- So yes, it is finished now. The game I thought I had in the backseat of my car on release night is finally here, and all I had to do was pay THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND WAIT SIX DAMN YEARS. More

Man scrambles for camera phone as authenticator reads ‘123456’

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some_textPortland, OREGONE – A man eager to log on and continue leveling his druid won the authenticator lottery yesterday when his authenticator printed out ‘123456.’ He attempted to take a picture of it with his phone but was unable to get it ready by the time the number changed. The above picture is a photo-shopped version of what it might have looked like. More

Light-brite may not be able to run Cataclysm on highest settings

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some_textIrving, Callifforrniaa – News today that may sadden a few long time players, who for years have been running World of Warcraft on their childhood Light-brite toys. Officials today announcing that due to significant graphical upgrades in the coming expansion, standard Light-brite users may be forced to run the game on normal graphics settings. Players using the newer Light-brite Pros should be able to  continue using the ultra settings. More

Guildmates rally in front of Hellfire Citadel on anniversary of raid leaders historic “C’mon this shit is easy” speech

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some_textHellfire Citadel – HELLFIRE PENINSULA – Exactly 3 years ago today the guild <Bag End Buddies> of Surumar were rallied to victory after a stirring speech by their raid leader, warrior Tankinman.  His inspirational speech featured such motivating snippets as “cmon this isn’t exactly hard,” and “all you have to do is click the cube when he starts casting blast wave, this isn’t difficult at all.” More

Real life Mankrik asks others to search for missing wife

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some_textBoulder, COLORADO – Sometimes wow and real life intersect in the wackiest ways. Meet Dave Wickers, a ‘real-life Mankrik’ who, instead of searching for his missing wife Brenda, has asked others to do it for him.  The situation is creepily similar to that of Mankrik and his missing wife Olgra. More

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