Reporting live from Blizzcon is our Blizzard beat reporter, Miss Betsy Finn.

Anaheim, COOLIFORNIA – As Mike Morhaime, Blizzard’s CEO, watched the last of this years Blizzcon attendees board a bus bound for the airport, he smiled contently. Then suddenly, his face became panic-stricken and he chased after the bus as it began to move down the street. “NO WAIT, I forgot to mention the new hero class!” he yelled as he ran as fast as he could, “its the Tinker from Warcraft 3, he uses energy and has a bionics tree for healing!” The bus picked up speed and no one seemed to be able to hear him, “Its an energy using healer!!!!!!” He yelled at the top of his lungs, but it was too late, the bus sped away and Mike was left with his hands on his knees trying to catch his breath. After a moment he said “ah @$#% it, well delay it to the next expansion.”

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