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Even after countless hours of adoration and showering them with gifts, when players lives are on the line, their beloved pets seem only interested in watching their owners come to brutal, carnage-strewn deaths. In many cases, the pets are ferocious animals, like crocodiles and raptors, or are even armed with machine guns  that probably could have aided their masters in some ways . Despite the goriness of most player deaths, the pets that witness the slayings seem only to garner a euphoric, yet peaceful thrill from the spectacle. I highly recommend avoiding such creatures.

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